Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The lights out, how can u count them?
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?? because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
What do you call a nigger with a peg leg? Shit on a stick!
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common? They both change their pads after 3 periods
Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six. One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs!
Q: What do you call a black guy who goes to college? A: A Basketball player.
Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times? A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.