Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet?
A: Pushing his luck.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub.
She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men".
So he stabs her and takes her purse.
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A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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A: The dark web.
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs?
Trustworthy.
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