Q: What do you call a black drinking out of the toilet? A: Pushing his luck.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk? A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
What do you call one black on the moon? Problem. What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems. What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.