What fits your schedule better...... Exercising 1 hour a day or being fat 24 hours a day?
The teacher asked little Johnny, “What’s two and two?”. He counted 1-2-3-4 on his fingers and said, “Four, teacher?”. She said, ” Yes, that’s right, but you counted on your fingers. Put your hands behind behind your back and tell me what’s three and three”. He put his hands behind his back, fumbled around, and answered, “Six, teacher?”. She said, “Yes, that’s right, but you’re still counting on your fingers. Put your hands in your pockets and tell me what’s five and five”. He put his hands in his pockets, fumbled around, and replied, “Eleven, teacher?”.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"
A plumber went to the attorneys house to unstop the sink. When he finished he said to the attorney "that will be $400.00." The attorney became irate "What do you mean $400.00, you were only here 20 minutes, that's ridiculous!!" The plumber replied, "I thought the same thing when I was an attorney".
Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orleans thought Katrina came back to finish the job.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"
Q: What does a blond man do at 03.00 in the night naked at the balcony? A: The blond girl told him to come outside
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.