Why do zebras have stripes?
Because the spots where all over.
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He tractor down.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side…
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Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
An old lady was considering buying a squirrel fur coat.
"But will it be all right in the rain?" she asked anxiously.
"Oh certainly, ma am," said the manager smoothly.
"After all, you've never seen a squirrel with an umbrella have you?"
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I'm going to dig it up and replace it with a Cadbury egg.
That'll blow his little mind.
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One man said, "I sure wish I could do that."
The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
What's green and red?
A very mad frog.