Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"