Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.
Yo momma so poor... Burglars break into yo momma's home and leave money.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"