Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
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Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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