Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Chuck Norris is the reason there is wind.
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When Chuck Norris laughs he busts your gut.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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Chuck Norris does not have to answer the phone.
His beard picks up the incoming electrical impulses and translates them into audible sound.
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