Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...