Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo mama so bald, when she braids her hair, it looks like stitches.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.