Many a golfer prefers a golf cart to a caddy because the cart cannot count, criticize or laugh.
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What do you call an elephant that lies across the middle of a tennis court?
Annette!
Once Chuck Norris swam all the oceans for 7 days and oceans got cold.
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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. "It`s for my husband," she tells the clerk.
"Did he tell you what gauge to get?" asked the clerk.
"Are you kidding?" she says.
"He doesn`t even know that I`m going to shoot him!"
Q: What has 18 legs and catches flies?
A: A baseball team.
Chuck norris went skydiving and his parachute failed to open, so he took it back the next day for a refund
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Two alpinists on a mountain:
One of them falls in a crack, the other jumps at the hole and screams after the other one:
Are you hurt?
Noooooo! He hears.
How come?
I’m still fallinnnnnnn!
Chuck Norris can bungee jump with out a rope.
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson?
He thought he would give him a paunch!
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