Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo momma so poor... When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a Rat tried to steal me wallet.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.