Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo momma’s so ugly, yo daddy takes her to work just so he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.