Joke #3561

Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.

Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo momma’s so fat, when she walked in front of the television I missed three commercials.

Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

Yo mama so fat people used her as a tramp.

Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.

Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.