Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' Mama is so flat, pirates can't wait to get their hands her a sunken chest.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.
Yo' Mama so fat, I can stand on her belly and high-five God.
Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.