Joke #4267

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Yo momma so fat she thought planet earth was her stomach.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she went to a family reunion looking for a boyfriend.

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.