Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.
Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.
Yo momma so poor... The building society repossessed her cardboard box.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!
Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.