Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.
Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo Momma is so fat… that when she wore a blue and green sweater,everyone thought she was Planet Earth.
Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"