Yo' Mama is like marijuana everyone does her, but no one admits it.
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her idea of safe sex is to lock the car doors.
Your momma so fat... She's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.
Yo Mama so old... She's got Adam and Eve's autograph.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she gets her nails done at the auto shop.
Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.