Failed my biology test today: They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?" Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? Zero.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill? A mudslide.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
I'm not saying I'm racist at all, but... I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person? A: Neighbour.