Failed my biology test today:
They asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
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A: His brother with a VCR.
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises?
Or do they just smash it into their faces?
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: If a white baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Angel.
Q: If a black baby grows wings and goes to heaven what do you call it?
A: A Bat.
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If pretty women from the south are southern bells, would that make pretty women from Mexico taco bells?
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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