What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!
What do you call ten million black people jumping out of a plane? Night time.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Q: What's long and black and smells like shit? A: The welfare line.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
Q: How do you piss off a white person? A: Call him a racist.
Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house? A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.