Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo mama so dumb she runs to the mailbox whenever her computer beeps: "you have a new mail".