Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this taste funny to you?"
What's the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana ? One's composing, the other is decomposing.
I got in trouble during high school for masturbating in the showers. Apparently it completely ruined the trip to Auschwitz.
First Cannibal: "Have you seen the dentist?" Second Cannibal: "Yes, he filled my teeth at dinner time."
Doctor: "You have cataract in your eyes. But you need not worry It is hereditary." Patient: "Death is also hereditary. Does it mean we should not worry about it?"
In a monastery senior sister announces to other sisters: I have a good and a bad news for you. The good one is that they have broughts to use a lot of carrots. All the sisters start whistling happily. But one of them asks: What are the bad news? Carrots came grated.
It is genetically pre-recorded in men’s brain to look for a women, which is alike his mother – said Mr. John to the judge at the court, where he was being blamed for raping his sister.
How are a lawyer and a prostitute different? The prostitute stops fucking you after you’re dead.
What's got four wheels, smokes and squeals? A bus load of babies on fire.
Sylvester Stallone's son was found dead. I guess we have a good plot for the next Rambo movie now.
Black humour is like a pair of legs. Not everyone has it.