Joke #5192

You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.

Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"this must be Trump wall".

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.