You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, she has to use Right Guard and Left Guard.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.