Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.
Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.