Joke #5095

Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Your momma so stanky...when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Your mama is so ugly, that she made a blind kid cry.