I wonder what Facebook employees do to waste their time at work?
Chuck Norris has a Roundhouse Kick button on his Facebook page, and when he deletes a friend they actually die.
Anyone remember the good old days before Facebook, Instagram and Twitter? When you had to take a photo of your dinner, then get the film developed, then go around to all your friends' houses to show them the picture of your dinner? No? Me neither.
Facebook is like a fridge, you keep checking it and nothing has changed.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
A new study found that more than 11 million people have quit Facebook in the last three years. And unfortunately, none of them were your parents.
Guy comes up the hill, look up to the sky and yells, "God, I want to hear your opinion! Is Facebook harmful?" And response from heaven, "A moment, I just finish this status.."
Chuck Norris adds Facebook as a friend.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.