Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
Chuck Norris was the Best Man at his own wedding.
Wanna know how Chuck Norris grew his beard? He didn't, his beard grew him.
Shhhhh... Did you hear that? Chuck did.
What's the last thing that goes through your mind when you fight Chuck Norris? His foot.
When Jacques Cousteau reached the bottom of the sea he found Chuck Norris snorkeling.
Chuck Norris doesn't get drunk. He simply lowers his IQ to yours.
Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
Chuck Norris: The Game starts directly with the ending video.
Chuck Norris once was pulled over by a policeman for speeding. Chuck gave him a warning.
Chuck refers to himself in the fourth person.