Chuck Norris once ate a bottle of sleeping pills.
They made him blink.
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Chuck Norris tells clocks what time it is.
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Once Chuck Norris rubbed a magical lamp, nothing came out.
The genie ain't stupid.
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Chuck Norris went to every planet in the galaxy.
That is why there is no life on any of them.
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There is no such things as a tornado.
Just Chuck Norris proving that ballet ain't that hard.
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Chuck Norris can won the winter Olympics...
In the summer.
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Micheal Jordan to Chuck Norris:
I can spin a ball on my finger for over two hours.
Can you?
Chuck Norris: (laughs) How do you think the earth spins?
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The smoothie was invented when Chuck Norris needed information from a banana.
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs.
Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs.
Hence, snakes.
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The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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