The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
Aliens fear that Chuck Norris might abduct them.
Chuck Norris broke the world record for most punches in a minute with one roundhouse kick.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
Lightening is too slow to strike Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris never felt fear, and he never will.
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
Chuck Norris keyboard doesn't need a delete button.
In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
The Dead Sea was formerly known as The Living Sea. Until it met Chuck Norris.
Tornadoes have sirens to warn them when Chuck Norris is coming.