The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favourite coffee mug.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need a particle accelerator to collide atoms, he just smashes his fists together.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris' sweat is used to disinfect operating rooms.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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If at first you don't succeed, you are not Chuck Norris.
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