Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Q: What has eight arms and an IQ of 60?
A: Four guys drinking Bud Light and watching a football game!
Chuck Norris watched the first season of "24" in 5 hours.
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An old football player was dying.
So he called her wife and told her: "My dearest you see I'm dying. May you confess how many times you have done betrays against me during your life?"
Her spouse said: "Forgive me, my dear, only 3 times:
1. Do you remember it was so difficult to admit you as a football player in the team? So I went to the couch and did something. That was the cause for you to be a player in the team.
2. Do you remember when you entered the team no body didn't pass you? I went to 10 others players so they changed a friendly treatment during half times.
3. Do you remember during matching nobody of 30000 viewers didn't encourage you? I did something..."
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Q: What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?
A: A dino-score.
Anybody can outdo the impossible, but nobody can outdo Chuck Norris.
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Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.