Joke #6258

Chuck Norris doesn't m*sturbate, he r*pes his hand.

Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's favourite drink is diamond juice, which he squeezes out of raw diamonds with his bare hands.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure began when Chuck Norris arrived from the future and roundhouse kicked that phone booth into the past.

Chuck Norris can stop the music.

Three men go on a skiing trip, but when they get to the HOTEL they find out that the hotel have mucked up their rooms and they have to share one big bed. When they wake up the guy on the left says I had a well strange dream last night that I was getting a hand job, and then the guy on the right goes thats strange O had the same dream I was getting a hand job. Then the guy in the middle goes well thats strange because I had a dream I was skiing!

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!