There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
Chuck Norris once fell off a ladder, it immediately became a chair and caught him out of fear.
World War II started because Burger King screwed up Chuck Norris' order. Today Burger King NEVER gives you onions unless you ask for them.
The Grinch stole Christmas until Chuck Norris ordered him to return it.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
How much white out does Chuck Norris use? Don't be silly - Chuck Norris never makes mistakes.
Bill Gates lives in fear Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
Scientis cannot figure out where Atlantis is... Chuck Norris owns a villa there.
Chuck Norris does not skip stones... he skips sheets of drywall.
Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
Trick me once, shame on you, trick Chuck Norris... rest in peace.