There are no such things as Chuck Norris haters...just people with short lives.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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To finally solve whether Mona-Lisa is smiling or not, Chuck Norris took a quick look at it.
She's crying
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Scissors are told not to run with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
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