Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
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Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
How do you start a Jewish parade?
Throw a penny down main street.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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