Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.
Yo mama is so fat, she needs two Facebook accounts for her profile picture.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mama is so fat, the recursive function computing her mass causes a stack overflow.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she can look up a camel’s butt and scare its hump off.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.