Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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If you took all the worlds Super Heroes and combined them, Chuck would still kill them instantly.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
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Chuck Norris doesn't die...he just sleep in the ground for a little bit.
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Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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They say, "You can't fight city hall", but Chuck Norris can.
It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris is not 70 years old.
At age 60, he began getting younger.
This is why he is actually only 50.
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Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a tadpole and turned it into a frog, then he kicked it again and it died.
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There is endless debate about the existence of the human soul.
Well it does exist and Chuck Norris finds it delicious.
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