Chuck Norris doesn't moon walk, the moon Chuck-Norris Walks.
Chuck Norris doesn't do steroids, steroids do Chuck Norris.
Chuch Norris filmed the making of the first camera.
Do you know Chuck Norris? Yes? Then he shall allow you to live... for now.
People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
God wanted 10 days to build the world, Chuck Norris gave him 6.
Chuck Norris has a Gmail ID.. it is email@example.com
Avatar's were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a smurf.
Chuck Norris goes to Silent Hill for the weekends.
What does the fox say? Whatever the hell Chuck Norris tells him to.
30 lumberjacks once tried to cut off Chuck Norris's beard... They were never seen again.