Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
Chuck Norris sleeps until he tells the sun to get up.
I named my dog Chuck Norris, but I couldn't train him because no one tells Chuck Norris what to do.
Stonehenge was made by Chuck Norris stacking blocks as a baby.
Chuck Norris never swam. Every time he was about to get in a pool the water ran away in terror!
Santa delivers to Chuck Norris' house first.
If it looks like chicken tastes like chicken and smells like chicken and Chuck Norris says it's beef then it's beef.
Chuck Norris made an armless man tap out.
There are 5 known levels of Super-Saiyan. Achieving the 6th level is known as "Going Chuck Norris."
When Chuck Norris gets bitten by a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris.
A few guys tried to follow Chuck Norris during a light workout while he was vacationing in Hawaii. It's now called the Ironman Triathlon.