Chuck Norris can hear the sound of one hand clapping.
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He walked away with a new set of luggage.
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Chuck Norris can make you laugh at your own funeral.
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The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction.
No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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The Question Mark was invented after scientists attempted to measure the speed of a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
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An ancient Chinese prophecy states that a man will be created to protect the lands from all evil.
Chuck Norris killed that man.
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Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
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Chuck Norris is the ultimate hide and seek player; no one dares find him.
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