Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
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Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
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Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant.
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
I'm not saying yo mama is a whore but her favorite shade of lipstick is penis.
Yo mama is so old that when she walked out of a museum the alarm went off.
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Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.
Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.