Yo mamma is not on a diet, she's on a triet, anything you eating-shell try it.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo' Mama is like a heavyweight boxer: a few licks, a few blows, and she's back to her corner.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.