Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
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Yo mama so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets?
A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.