Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.
Yo momma so fat and stupid, her waist size is larger than her IQ!
Yo' Mama is like a campfire: everyone gets to stick their wiener in.
Your momma so fat... She can't even fit in the chat room.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.