Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo momma so fat it's not even funny anymore.