When is a lion not a lion?
When he turns into his cage.
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So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it.
So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!
I've just discovered a method for making wool out of milk.
But doesn't that make the cow feel a little sheepish?
What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?
Reptiles.
Which rabbit was a famous female aviator?
Amelia Harehart.
How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed?
You can smell the carrots on his breath.
Why doesn't Sweden export it's cattle?
It wants to keep it's Stockholm!
Q. How does a frog confuse you?
A. When he comes out and says he needed that nap and feels much better.
Racehorses have to pee like Chuck Norris.
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What to polar bears eat for lunch?
(Ice berg-ers!)
Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple?
A: The Holocaust.
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