Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
In 1945 Chuck Norris drank a Redbull and jumped out a plane. For image results, Google the word Hiroshima.
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Chuck Norris can send you a roundhouse kick by E-Mail.
PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
Chuck Norris created the World Wide Web using a typewriter.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
When Chuck Norris plays hide and seek, even google can't find him.
There's a technical term for a sunny, warm day which follows two rainy days. It's called Monday.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?