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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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A team of doctors attended the delivery of quintuplets who were able to walk immediately after the umbilical cords were cut. The senior doctor was asked to explain this unusual occurrence. ‘I guess they had a lot of practice,’ said the doctor. ‘What do you mean, “practice”?’ asked a junior colleague. ‘They were just born!’ The doctor replied, ‘Well, it was standing womb only.’
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