Q: What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
A: He called a toe truck.
Q: What kind of kids do you get when a black and a Mexican marry.
A: Kids too lazy to steal.
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A kid once tried to scare Chuck Norris on Halloween... sadly he has had the hiccups now for 40 years.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid his parents took him to a beach in Georgia.
While swimming Chuck Norris pants came down and out popped Florida.
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Q: What's red and goes up and down?
A: A tomato in an elevator.
Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "Because we need the eggs."
What's black and white, black and white, and black and white?
(A panda bear rolling down a hill!)
Panic: When your babysitter calls to ask where you keep the fire extinguisher.
When is a door sweet and tasty?
When its jammed!
Little Susan was helping her mother to set the table, cause her father invited over his company managers.
When everybody sat on the table, her mother noticed that a flatware set was missing.
"Susan, why didn’t you put flatware on Mr. Marc’s seat?"
"I thought that I didn’t have to, since dad told us that Mr. Marc, eats like a pig…"