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What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
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Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!
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Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
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The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
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A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
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Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"
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What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
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Why is it hard for a blonde to count to 70? Because 69 is such a mouthful.
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Chuck Norris can convert kilograms into centimeters.
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A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
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