Q: Why did the mathbook kill himself? A: Because nobody understood him.
The bartender asks: "Would all three of you like some beer?" The first one replies, "I don't know." The second one replies, "I don't know either." The third replies, "Yes."
A college math professor and his wife are both 60 years old. One evening the wife comes home and finds a note from her husband. It says: "My dear, now that you are 60 years old, there are some things you no longer do for me. I am at the Holiday Inn with my 20-year-old student. Don't bother waiting up for me." He returns home late that night to find a note from his wife: "You, my dear, are also 60 years old and there are also things I need that you're not giving me. So, I am at the Motel 6 with one of your 20-year-old students. Being a math professor, I'm sure you know that 20 goes into 60 way more than 60 goes into 20. So, don't YOU wait up for ME."
What did one math book say to the other math book? "I don't know about you man, but I got a lot of problems!"
Q: Did you hear that joke about the infinite line? A: Don’t worry, It doesn’t have a point!
E=mc squared. E multiplied by mc squared=Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick.
Old mathematicians never die - they just lose some of their functions.
Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt!
Three statisticians go out hunting together. After a while they spot a solitary rabbit. The first statistician takes aim and overshoots. The second aims and undershoots. The third shouts out "We got him!"