# The best math jokes

So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
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A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
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Chuck Norris can divide prime numbers into whole numbers.
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Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
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What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
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A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
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