A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there.
So Descartes goes into a bar late one night for a beer. At closing time, the bartender makes Last Call and asks him, "Get you another?" Descartes replies, "I think not." And disappears.
Chuck Norris knows the last number of infinity.
A little boy was attending his first wedding. After the service, his cousin asked him, "How many women can a man marry?" "Sixteen," the boy responded. His cousin was amazed that he had an answer so quickly. "How do you know that?" "Easy," the little boy said. "All you have to do is add it up, like the Bishop said: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer"
What is the shortest mathematicians joke? Let epsilon be smaller than zero.
Q:Why is the number eight afraid of the number seven? A:Because seven ate nine.
Only Chuck Norris knows a bigger number than infinity, and it's not infinite plus one.
Why was the math textbook so sad? He had a lot of problems!
A helium molecule walks in afterwards. The bellhop asks if he needs any help. Helium doesn't react.
Why did I divide sin by tan? Just cos.