Chuck Norris bunked school one day. Till today that day is known as Sunday.
What's a moo hoo for grazing school? Grass class.
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell.
Why did the student eat his homework? Because his teacher said, it was a peace of cake.
Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Sun. Everyone must attend it. Mary: No madam! I will not be able to attend it. Teacher: Why? Mary: My mother will not allow me to go so far!
Teacher: "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?" Ramu: "The moon". Teacher: "Why?" Ramu: "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".
Teacher: To which family does the elephant belong? Pupil: I don’t know, nobody I know owns one!
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren’t the best teacher in the school.
Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel so well. Father: Where does it hurt? Son: In school.
Teacher: Why are you doing your multiplication on the floor? Student: You told me not to use tables.