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Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
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There are three moms. A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says "Oh my gosh y'all I went through my daughter's purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed" They comfort her, and the redhead says "Yeah, well I found a fake I. D. In my daughter's purse. I cannot believe she has one". So they all comfort her. Then the blonde says "That's nothing. I found a condom in my daughter's purse. I just cannot believe she has a penis"
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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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A blonde pushes her BMW into the gas station and tells the mechanic that it died. After working on it for a few minutes, he has it idling smoothly. "What's the story?" she asked. "Just crap in the carburator," the mechanic replied. "How often do I have to do that?" asked the blonde.
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Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
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Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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