Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo mamma so stupid she puts a piece of paper on the TV and says, "I'm watching paper-view."
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"