Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight!
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she saw a "Wet Floor" sign and did what it said.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
A young man hired by a supermarket reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, "Your first job will be to sweep out the store." "But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that," said the manager. "Here, give me the broom – I'll show you how."
Chuck Norris doesn't need his seatbelt becouse no one is stupid enough to hit him.