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Q: Why did the blonde go to the dentist? A: Someone dented her car.
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While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, "I wonder why?" The blonde replied, "Must be because the oil would suffocate them."
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Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.
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Yo mama so dumb,when she got an "F" on her test, she thought it mean Fantastic!
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Yo Mama's so dumb she waited all day at a stop sign.
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Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"
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A mother and father took their 6 year old son to a nude beach. As the boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother's, and asked her why. She told her son, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." The boy, pleased with the answer, goes to play in the ocean but returns to tell his mother that many of the men have larger willies than his dad. His mother replied, "The bigger they are the dumber the person is." Again satisfied with this answer, the boy returns to the ocean to play. Shortly after, the boy returned again. He promptly tells his mother, "Daddy is talking to the dumbest girl on the beach and the longer he talks, the dumber he gets."
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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
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Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
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I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
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