A guy goes to the store to buy condoms.
"Do you want a bag?", the cashier asks.
"No", the guy says, "She's not that ugly."
Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?"
"Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."
Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.
Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.
Your momma so ugly her face is used as an x ray in mortal kombat X.
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Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.
As a child, I was afreid of ghosts.
As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
A husband and a wife sit at the table, having dinner.
The woman drops a bit of tomato sauce on her white top.
"Och, I look like a pig!"
The man nods, "And you dropped tomato sauce on your top!"
Two blondes were talking together:
First: "How about your engaged Jim? Is he keeping well?"
Second: "He isn't just now my engaged."
First: Hi good news. His nose was too big and his head was bald with an ugly face!"
Second: "He is now my husband!"
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