What do you call an ugly rabbit that sits on someone's forehead? Unsightly facial hare.
Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.
Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
Gay translation I want a commitment. I'm sick of masturbation. Haven't I seen you before? Nice ass. I need you. My hand is tired. You're the only man I've ever cared about. You are the only man who hasn't rejected me. I'm a Romantic. I'm poor. I really want to get to know you better. So I can tell my friends about it. It's just orange juice, try it. 3 more shots, and he'll have his legs around my head. He's kinda cute. I want to have sex with him till my dick turns blue! He's not my type. He won't sleep with me. I miss you so much I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good. I had a wonderful time last night. Who the hell are you? Do you love me? I've done something stupid and you might find out. Do you 'really' love me? I've done something stupid and you're going to find out. I'll give you a call. I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again. I've been thinking a lot. You're not as attractive as when I was drunk. I think we should just be friends. You're ugly. I've learned a lot from you. Next!!!!
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.