Q:What does one gay say to another homo sitting at the bar? A:"Do you mind if I push in your stool?"
My doctor examined my testicles for me and found two small lumps. Luckily it turned out they were my testicles.
Q. What do gay kids get for Christmas? A. Erection Sets.
What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
Why can’t gypsies have babies? Because their husbands have crystal balls.
Q: How do you circumcise a whale? A: With four skin-divers.
Q: Whats the difference between Amy Winehouse and Captain Morgan? A: Captain Morgan comes alive when you add coke!
A guy walks into a drug store and asks for a packet of condoms. The pharmacist says, ‘That’ll be £5.00 with the tax.’ ‘Tacks?’, the guy exclaims. ‘I thought you rolled them on!’
Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name? A: Papa Boner
Why does a man like love at first sight? It saves them a lot of time.