First Caribou: What kind of math do owls like?
Second Caribou: Owlgebra.
A married couple go to a restaurant.
A blonde waitress takes their order and returns several minutes later, carrying a plate with only a plain hamburger bun on it.
The man asks, "Where's the burger?"
The waitress lifts her arm and pulls out a burger from her armpit.
"I was keeping it warm," she replies.
The wife says, "Please cancel my hot dog order."
Mexicans cross the border 1...2...and 4 at one time, never 3. why?
Because the sign says - no tres passing.
If Chuck Norris were to write his own "Chuck Norris Facts", this website would have to be changed to "Chuck Norris Laws.com".
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When you try to change a man, you basically undertake his mother’s role;
And she made him eat spinach and study for school...
Chuck Norris won the Kentucky derby, on a Unicorn.
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Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
John: How old are you?
Peter: Hmmm..I'm 7
John: You know what, when I was your age, I was also 7.
Hey, did you hear about the cannibal who arrived late to the dinner party?
They gave him the cold shoulder!
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Q: How do you get a zombie baby into a bowl?
A: A blender.
Q: How do you get them out?
A: Doritos.
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