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Pluto is actually an orbiting group of British soldiers from the American Revolution who entered space after the Chuck gave them a roundhouse kick to the face.
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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.
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What’s the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? The car salesman can probably drive!
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For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For Chuck Norris, each testicle is larger than the other one.
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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob. On the wall? Art. On the floor? Matt.
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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names.
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't share a toothbrush with your friends.
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What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common? They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
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Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris goes to the Bermuda Triangle for vacation.
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