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Q: What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much? A: A beer-a-cuda!
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How does a frog feel when he has a broken leg? Unhoppy.
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Q: Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? A: He thought his wife was a flake.
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They are a fastidious couple. She’s fast and he’s hideous.
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I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.
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Chuck Norris only mast*rbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
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I’ve got one those special filter programmes on my Internet access. It’s really handy, it blocks out everything except porn sites.
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He’s been hitting the bottle for years. He’ll be two tomorrow.
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Your mamma's so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
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Yo momma’s so ugly, the last time she heard a whistle she got hit by a train.
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